*adds Michael Brown to the list*
- jamie foxx is one of the 10 most talented people to ever walk the face of the earth. nigga belongs in like the hall of fame of life or some shit.
- bacon is still overrated af.
- i’m scared i’m gonna end up with that paul pierce beard.
- kanye won’t be fully appreciated till he’s gone.
- free guwop.
- i wonder if my mom knows she changed my life forever back in ‘08.
- hbk vs taker at wrestlemania 25 is the greatest match of all time. don’t let anyone tell you otherwise kids.
- i should’ve told her i loved her back in 10th grade.
- who does close the bus door after the bus driver gets off? (shoutout jaden smith)
- t-pain is an american treasure.
- it’s so hard to root for the Starks when them niggas catch L’s every episode.
- how much y’all think a jay-bey sextape would go for? has to be millions, right?
- these past six months have been eye opening. i fully realize the definition of being a black man in america.
- i tell girls i’m 6’2”. i’m shocked they actually believe it. on second thought, no i’m not.
- as much shit as i like to give myself, this has been a really good year for me.
- i once dated a girl that looked like alexis texas. ass and everything. one of my crowning achievements.
that is all.